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Eric occasionally gives money to the worthy cause of sick animals. However, he didn’t realize they were sick until he backed them.
The last time I was at a wedding, I was the best man. I feel like I’ve moved from the jury to the witness stand.
I think by now, those of you who didn’t know me before today have figured out that I am Bob, the Father of the Bride. I am sure that you have also noticed the years of worry etched upon my face.
It was obvious even when John started nursery school that he was different from all the other 3-year-olds;---He was 11.
David caught a big fish recently. In fact, it was so big that he nearly dislocated his shoulder ... while describing it.
I said to Susan the other day, that's the third time I’ve had to replace the clutch: She said, Don't look at me. I never use it.
We call him The Exorcist' in our house. Every time he comes around, he rids us of all our spirits.
He assures me that his bald spot is really just a solar panel for a Sex Machine.
Paul nearly didn't make it to the wedding today because of a minor operation. He was having the TV remote control removed from his hand.
I believe that men with pierced ears are better suited for marriage. For they know what it feels like to buy jewelry and experience pain.
Dean is quite good when he plays soccer and he was delighted the other day, when he heard onlookers comparing him with Beckham.—Unfortunately they meant Victoria.
When Mark was quite young, he began to take an interest in sport, so his Dad bought him a bat for his birthday. Unfortunately when he unwrapped it, it flew off.
Peter comes from an old Army family, his grandfather actually fought with General Patton. Unfortunately it was over a woman in a bar.
I wouldn’t say our flat was messy, but last year some vandals broke in and tidied it.
Clive apparently likes music so much, if he heard Kelly Clarkson singing in the bath, it would be his ear he put to the keyhole.
I wondered why the Groomsmen were lurking down the back of the Church during the service. I found out why, when the Priest asked me if I knew who had drank the three bottles of Communion wine.
Personally I have known him for John years now; and during that time I have never once heard anybody question his intelligence;---in fact I have never even heard anybody mention it.
The last time I was at a wedding, I was the best man. I feel like I’ve moved from the jury to the witness stand.
I think by now, those of you who didn’t know me before today have figured out that I am Bob, the Father of the Bride. I am sure that you have also noticed the years of worry etched upon my face.
It was obvious even when John started nursery school that he was different from all the other 3-
David caught a big fish recently. In fact, it was so big that he nearly dislocated his shoulder ... while describing it.
I said to Susan the other day, that's the third time I’ve had to replace the clutch: She said, Don't look at me. I never use it.
We call him The Exorcist' in our house. Every time he comes around, he rids us of all our spirits.
He assures me that his bald spot is really just a solar panel for a Sex Machine.
Paul nearly didn't make it to the wedding today because of a minor operation. He was having the TV remote control removed from his hand.
I believe that men with pierced ears are better suited for marriage. For they know what it feels like to buy jewelry and experience pain.
Dean is quite good when he plays soccer and he was delighted the other day, when he heard onlookers comparing him with Beckham.—Unfortunately they meant Victoria.
When Mark was quite young, he began to take an interest in sport, so his Dad bought him a bat for his birthday. Unfortunately when he unwrapped it, it flew off.
Peter comes from an old Army family, his grandfather actually fought with General Patton. Unfortunately it was over a woman in a bar.
I wouldn’t say our flat was messy, but last year some vandals broke in and tidied it.
Clive apparently likes music so much, if he heard Kelly Clarkson singing in the bath, it would be his ear he put to the keyhole.
I wondered why the Groomsmen were lurking down the back of the Church during the service. I found out why, when the Priest asked me if I knew who had drank the three bottles of Communion wine.
Personally I have known him for John years now; and during that time I have never once heard anybody question his intelligence;-